(A)

Our queen, lord and master, creator of the Epic Party and a thousand other chats (all of them epic). The most powerful person in msparp. Bearer of the poison sky and the banhammer of doom. My waifu. <3

History
once upon a midnight dreary, assgrab and moldy, our two heroes, were lazing around in home base while a storm raged outside. Suddenly, the door seemingly exploded, thousands of shards of wood splinters went flying in our sphincters. (A) had appeared, a poison mist floating around her feet and around her head, bearing her long and shiny cock banhammer, which was said to have defied god himself. upon (A)'s arrival, she told the two heroes a sad story. that she did not need spamming in her room, for she had a hard time as it was for her, managing her most epic party. at this time, the Great Saga of Assgrab Having Spilled Mountain Dew On His Keyboard and Unable To Type Properly was occuring, so the negotiations were quite sparce, with little input from Assgrab because of he having to type with a virtual keyboard. But, in the end the two heroes indeed agreed that they would never spam her epic party. amd (A) left content, fucking one of her loyal dogs reporting to one of her loyal dogs that she had made friends with the spammers. However, the two heroes took their payment for this in a different way... by slapping (A)'s gray ass and having steamy hot sex by making themselves unofficial cops in her room, brutally enforcing her one rule; do not have sex in the room. i write more later

Moderators of (A)

 * David, or, Nightwatch Dave. Sam's metapod and utterer of country puns. loyal dog of (A).
 * The Grand Highblood. loyal dog of (A).
 * resoluteAbecedarian. some green texting motherfucker. loyal dog of (A).
 * Some other people? all loyal dogs of (A).

Other loyal dogs of (A)

 * sam, in the past, during the Epic Party Guard days.
 * me . waifu <3
 * Narcissist feferi