The Book of Facts

Here be the book of facts. All things here are true, and once written down, only the most arcane of rituals can revert it. Tread carefully in this page, for you may invoke the wrath of the mad gods who reign in these lands.

History
The book of facts is created and owned by the two poppy brothers of legend, stories passed down to you by yo mama. The book of facts was created by a very dark and arcane ritual known as 'Circlejerk Magnus', something that man was not meant to know.

Why the book of facts governs your life and everything you do
Because the book of facts is love.

List of facts in the book of facts

 * Sam has a small dick.
 * Water is wet.
 * Grass is green.
 * Pink floyd is a good band.
 * Elena has a COLLOSAL ass.
 * Spiders are extremely poisonous and hateful.
 * There is a ghost in bunny's house.
 * Devy is like, the biggest bitch ever.
 * (A) is our queen.
 * nightwatch dave is always watching.
 * ur a faget
 * "De" is a natural superior form of "The", hence "De book of facts" and "De Massa".