Shane (Assgrab)

SHANE IS THE MAN WHO CAN DO EVERYTHING YOU CAN'T AND HERES WHY.
Shane is like the ultimate pro when it comes to being better then you. He is armed with his Dick Staff (or sword) and is known for whipping your ass with logic.

A classic move for Shane is called "Penis Bombing", in which he spams walls of "Penis!" onto the battlefields of Parpia (Or any other place he is called too), reigning fiery death from above.

He was a pilot in many wars on various websites like Deviantart and Smackjeeves in 20XX, in which he bombed them with their own solidified douchery and stupidness, in the form of shitty comics too good for those sinful place. His ground-attack bomber plane, the Red Dawg (also known as Red Do-og) saw combat in many of these wars and still sees it today, albeit not as much. More various shit happens which I'm not bothered writing yet in Msparp, the new beginings.

shane wrote his own description, what a concieted dick. <#

sam wrote most of it u dumb ass baka. elena is a cunt

you edited most of it, dumbshit. shane is a dick

key word edited u bottomless pit of shit \

Shane's Art
Shane is one of the greatest artists ever known, and has a rightfully deserved spot in the Parpian Canon dedicated to his art. After all, he is the most important person ever.